26th
We promise to take it easy on the Pakistan-centric coverage after this, but we still can’t keep our dicks in our pants every time we see Afridi on screen. Which was our original motivation for watching this little awards ceremony put together by Pakistan’s President Asif Ali Zardari (aka Fuck Face), but we soon realized this is the funniest shit we’d ever seen.
Of particular LOL-essness (haha get it?):
Rehman Malik (Pakistan’s Information Minister) clearly lifting his butt-cheek and letting one rip about 5:56 into the video.
Sohail Tanvir’s continued battle with hair care products.
Yawar Saeed getting no lift from Zardari.
The MC struggling to say anything good about Salman Butt.
None of the Pakistan players having any clue what the MC is saying, except for Salman Butt.
The MC’s accent while reading the “player profiles.”
The “player profiles” themselves (most of which have been copy-and-pasted directly from Cricinfo’s player profile pages, including the description of Shahzaib Hasan as “ungainly,” and saying of Fawad Alam: “unlike most of his contemporaries, a brilliant fielder.”)
Zardari struggling to link Pakistan’s victory with BB’s death.
In a country ravaged by guerrilla war, terrorism and economic destitution, the entire fucking federal cabinet having nothing better to do.
And Afridi looking stunning as usual.
(And yes, for you toolbags that actually noticed, our last two posts were PakPassion inspired).
